We were talking around the office about how great this community is, but we wanted to see how funny you can be as well.
So we come to you with a challenge: Tell us your best/worst jokes, your most devastating puns, or the one-liner that would leave someone rolling on the floor.
Example: When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Rules:
No offensive jokes!
Jokes about the game will get you extra points.
Dad jokes will get you extra points
Dad jokes about the game will get you even more extra points
NO OFFENSIVE JOKES!!! (this includes: racist, sexist, crass, homophobic, any phobic)
The winners will get a little something something
And they will be announced next Wednesday.
Now a real joke.
Artemis, Bolt and Dogface go to a range to shoot apples from heads.
Artemis takes turn and shoots it sideways. She aces it right into the apple bell house.
Then bolt takes turn. He aces it too.
Then dogface takes turn. He brags and shoots off both legs from the dummy and it’s head. But now they don’t have a target anymore.
So they call Slurp. Because slurp doesn’t have a hit-box for his head🤣